See Ya Again Next Year! Be Good!
OK. The present-giving section of this holiday is generally over. Santa has probably completed his yearly zip around world - I'll check NORAD again. And we hope you're enjoying yourselves.
Gift-wise, I ran across a list of odd "Book of the Month" type clubs you can sign someone up for. There's the Sock of the Month, the Moss of the Month (yes, that stuff that grows on trees), and the Diaper of the Month Club, the Caviar of the Month list, and the number one oddest ...of the month Clubs - Bacon of the Month.
I pass this on to you to make you appreciate your gifts this year. Oh...you got one of those memberships?....uh, well, enjoy the Christmas gift that keeps on giving!