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		<title>Federal Worker Formally Reprimanded For Flatulence</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2012 21:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An unnamed Federal worker has been making a stink at work. Now the man&#8217;s flatulence is part of a five-page official reprimand that details his long history of offensive odor. The gassy 38-year old is employed by the Social Security Administration in Baltimore, where, according to the reprimand, he has created a &#8220;intolerable&#8221; and “hostile” environment for coworkers. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Want Low Blood Pressure? Try Passing Gas</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2012 13:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Next time you’re sitting next to someone on the bus and they let one rip, don’t just hold your nose and turn away — congratulate them on their low blood pressure. Seems the same gas that produces farts has been shown to control blood pressure in mice. Hydrogen sulphide — the smelly, toxic gas generated [...]]]></description>
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