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		<title>Oceanic Administration Denies Existence of Mermaids</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 10:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last month, amid a series of gruesome cannibal-like incidents, the Center For Disease Control (CDC) took the unusual step of denying the existence of zombies. Now, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has stepped forward to declare there is no such thing as mermaids. Sorry, Ariel.  As with the CDC, NOAA’s decision to state the obvious didn’t come completely out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last month, <a href="http://thefw.com/signs-of-the-zombie-apocalypse/">amid a series of gruesome cannibal-like incidents</a>, the Center For Disease Control (CDC) took the unusual step of <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/01/cdc-denies-zombies-existence_n_1562141.html">denying the existence of zombies</a>.</p>
<p>Now, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has stepped forward to declare there is no such thing as mermaids. Sorry, <a href="http://thefw.com/disney-princesses-as-warrior-women/">Arie</a>l. 
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