Alcohol and Awnings Don’t Mix
There are certain things everyone knows shouldn't be done while drunk. Driving and/or calling an ex would be tops on that list. But there are a bevy of other activities that probably won't end well if attempted while inebriated.
Take drunk awning sitting, for example. The young lady in this video decided this dangerous pose was a good idea after an afternoon at the pub. After a few sips...well, watch what happens.
Yes, among other things, she commits the ultimate party foul and spills her entire drink.
But the villain here is the video's narrator. While you might not realize it at first because of his slurring, he's actually speaking English. But instead of being a friend who doesn't let his friend sit on an awning while drunk, he just stands back and records the debacle that follows. Luckily, the sauced-up blond escaped her tumble uninjured. Her pride, we imagine, wasn't so lucky.